1. I could tell my friends I'm studying "Methodology"
2. The code is much more organized
3. No repeating the same thing over and over again, just recall a method.
4. The Harlem globetrotters can't read Methodology.
5. easier to remember code you haven't opened in months
6. ...I can start making method related "thats what she said" jokes?
7. ...I can sleep peacefully knowing that every sprite has a method they can trust?
8. Chicks dig methods
9. MORE COWBELL
10. I would sound smarter
11. I could learn more advanced code easier becase they use them
12. Methods have great taste, and are less filling then IF SPRITECOLLIDE statements
13. I could make pranks by giving them directions in methods
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