Fortunately Unfortunately THREAD 2

[Zoo]

unfortunately it's dead 

[Gan]

Fortunately it's undead.

[Zoo]

Unfortunately it's hungry for flesh

[GMG Kurt]

Fortunately your a man of science and study it for zombie discoveries... Thermodynamics... And such...
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....................:Blackholes!

[Circuit]

Unfortunately the space aliens are riding T-rexes, and they're catching up with your scientifically undead horse.

EDIT 8/25/13: For some reason I started thinking about this thread today, and I realized that what I said was stupid and really offensive, and I knew I had to edit it.  I'm sorry.  Hope this doesn't raise a dead thread.

[Connors]

Fortunately the dinosaurs are slowed down considerably when they cause an avalanche.

[Zoo]

Unfortunately the T-Rexs have robotic arms that allow them to reach like normal people

[GMG Kurt]

Fortunately. Your horse grows wings and is now an undead Pegasus with telepathy

[Zoo]

Unfortunately there's an evil goblin chasing you now. Because he was bored. And he wanted to eat your horse.

[GMG Kurt]

Fortunately shrek comes out of nowhere and goes all shrekchan on his booty
If you don't understand look up shrekchan
... On second thought.dont.. Ever

[Connors]

Unfortunately you got me to look up Shrekchan (Fortunately I didn't actually look at the website).

[Connors]

Fortunately your horse is still undead and tries to eat the goblin that is trying to eat it.

[KungFuFurby]

Unfortunately, you have fallen off of the horse.

[Connors]

Fortunately, you did so to avoid the goblin that re-killed your un-dead horse.

[KungFuFurby]

Unfortunately, your movement is impeded by the fall as the goblin approaches you...