Fortunately Unfortunately THREAD 2

[Connors]

You probably all remember this game but here's the rules. WE'LL MAKE THIS OFFICIAL.

I will provide a scenario, and each new post will continue the story, alternating between fortunately and unfortunately.

READY GO.

Scenario:
We join two European explorers climbing the Alps.

[Gan]

Unfortunately the two European explorers are cannibals.

[Connors]

Fortunately they brought lots of food.

[Circuit]

Unfortunately it's all "mystery meat".

[Gan]

Fortunately, you're a vegetarian.

[Zoo]

Unfortunately there's not a single vegetable to be found

[GMG Kurt]

F0r1un@/3l¥ both of them turn out to be evil aliens that you have to fight.

[Connors]

Unfortunately, there are now two evil aliens you have to fight. ^^;

[Gan]

Fortunately you realize they are only illegal aliens. That crossed the border without permission.

[Circuit]

Unfortunately they're meatatarian terrorists on a mission to blow up the Alps.  Countless innocent mountain goats will die if you don't do something to stop them.

[Connors]

Fortunately you have a brilliant plan and also a really big knife.

[Zoo]

Unfortunately, they notice you and pull out an even bigger knife. Also, they're Alien illegal aliens. The moved from Raxicoricofallopatorius to Earth, and then illegally came here to blow up the mountain. They have forehead zippers (Doctor Who fans, anyone)?

[Connors]

Fortunately, it turns out they weren't really interested in eating you because they are alien cannibals.

[Zoo]

Unfortunately they have laser blasters and consider you to be a threat regardless of how you taste (good guy aliens aren't racist)

[Gan]

Fortunately, you're on a horse.