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Vending machine [Game]
« on: August 16, 2012, 05:41:02 PM »
.: Intro :.
Before you stands a regular old vending machine. Little does one know that it is magical and will pop out anything from rabid sheep to gold watches to entire jumbo jets. Also, you are able to insert anything into the vending machine. The unfortunate (and fun) part is one does not know what one will receive. Main point of this is to be creative and just have fun.
.: Guidelines :.
Bunny 1 will say *inserts a ___*
Bunny 2 will respond by *out pops a ___*, then they will say *inserts a ___*
note: wording does not have to be exact.
.: Example :.
Bunny 1: *inserts a quarter*
Bunny 2: *out pops a Mercedes*
*Inserts a dime*

So yeah....
*inserts a charmander*
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Re: Vending machine [Game]
« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2012, 06:37:53 PM »
*A brand new red macbook pro pops out*

*Inserts a used nose tissue*
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Re: Vending machine [Game]
« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2012, 10:43:50 PM »
*Receives a boxing glove on a spring, to the face*

*Inserts mysterious unlabeled floppy disk of unknown contents*
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Re: Vending machine [Game]
« Reply #3 on: August 16, 2012, 10:58:17 PM »
*A windows 95 floppy disk set pops out*
Gah what is this crap.
*Hastily shoves it back into the machine and runs off*
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Re: Vending machine [Game]
« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2012, 10:22:13 AM »
Out pops.... OVER 9000!!!! viruses....

puts in a Dr. Mario cartridge...
(get it? It's funny because he cures viruses.... no? ok....)
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Re: Vending machine [Game]
« Reply #5 on: August 17, 2012, 12:18:38 PM »
*gets back Dr. Mario Rx, a fancy lookin' new version of EXACTLY THE SAME GAME.*

*Inserts counterfeit $5 bill*
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Re: Vending machine [Game]
« Reply #6 on: August 17, 2012, 02:26:10 PM »
spits out counterfeit $5 bill
inserts counterfeit $5 bill
spits out counterfeit $5 bill
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gives up and inserts a quarter
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Re: Vending machine [Game]
« Reply #7 on: August 17, 2012, 03:03:04 PM »
*Spits our 25  cents in pennies*

*Inserts hand into vending machine*
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Re: Vending machine [Game]
« Reply #8 on: August 17, 2012, 03:04:57 PM »
Slices off hand and gives you a superpowered robotic hand which turns into a blue cannon that fires eggs! MEGAMAN LOGIC!

puts in a $3 bill
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Re: Vending machine [Game]
« Reply #9 on: August 17, 2012, 03:59:13 PM »
*spits out a $1 and a $2 bill so that you have real money instead of imaginary*

*inserts 4 euros*
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Re: Vending machine [Game]
« Reply #10 on: August 17, 2012, 06:52:35 PM »
Out pops 4 gyros.

Inserts a can of Coke
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Re: Vending machine [Game]
« Reply #11 on: August 17, 2012, 07:33:49 PM »
*Gets diabetes*

*inserts garbage*
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Re: Vending machine [Game]
« Reply #12 on: August 22, 2012, 11:52:52 AM »
*out comes the sun* AHHHHHHH! TOO HOT AND BRIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE LIGHT, IT BURNSSSZZZSZSZS!!111!!!1ONE1!!1
*puts in Jim Carry (however you spell that)*
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