Topic: Fortunately Unfortunately (Read 278624 times)

Silverwind · « **Reply #120 on:** November 30, 2010, 08:48:51 AM »

Unfortunately guns kill people, but these people are already dead.

Tireas Dragon · « **Reply #121 on:** November 30, 2010, 11:49:33 AM »

Fortunately the zombies don't know that so when you shoot them they fall thinking they are dead.

Xiphos · « **Reply #122 on:** November 30, 2010, 03:40:57 PM »

Unfortunately you also shot Neil Gaiman.

Gan · « **Reply #123 on:** November 30, 2010, 04:32:41 PM »

Fortunately he became a zombie and came back to life.

Silverwind · « **Reply #124 on:** November 30, 2010, 05:19:40 PM »

Unfortunately it's a wretched, half life, spent scouring the earth for flesh and marrow.

Xiphos · « **Reply #125 on:** November 30, 2010, 05:37:16 PM »

Fortunately you find another penny and go back in time and stop yourself from ever comi(ti)ng murder!

Silverwind · « **Reply #126 on:** November 30, 2010, 05:41:06 PM »

Unfortunately the tax man has arrived to collect the sum of £0.01, and your time traveling penny is all you have on you.

Xiphos · « **Reply #127 on:** November 30, 2010, 08:55:32 PM »

Fortunately he comes just in time to come into your time travel portal and is shot by the bullet that would have hit Neil.

Connors · « **Reply #128 on:** November 30, 2010, 10:31:27 PM »

Unfortunately he becomes a zombie instead of Neil, except he stalks people repeating saying "change.... CHANGE.....".

Xiphos · « **Reply #129 on:** December 01, 2010, 02:19:19 PM »

Fortunately he adopts this as a campaign slogan and runs for president!

Jinxycat · « **Reply #130 on:** December 01, 2010, 04:22:25 PM »

Unfortunately Neil Gaiman is his rival in the campaign!

Silverwind · « **Reply #131 on:** December 01, 2010, 04:43:24 PM »

Fortunately Neil Gaiman isn't nearly as popular as Sam "Change Your Ways" Dodgson, and fails to beat him in the election.

Xiphos · « **Reply #132 on:** December 01, 2010, 04:51:23 PM »

Unfortunately the people regret their mistake when they realize the proposed policies of Braaaaainz Braaaainz and Braaaaaaaaainz aren't working.

Silverwind · « **Reply #133 on:** December 01, 2010, 05:42:47 PM »

Fortunately Sam "Change Your Ways" Dodgson didn't win either; Count Baron von Silverwind did (yes, count and baron).

Xiphos · « **Reply #134 on:** December 01, 2010, 05:47:34 PM »

Unfortunately this drove both Sam and Neil to suicide.