Fortunately Unfortunately

[Silverwind]

Unfortunately they can gouge at your eyes with or without the capacity to fly.

[Jinxycat]

Fortunately these particular ones are allergic to eyes

[Silverwind]

Unfortunately, seeing as how low-level undead behaviour is influenced by magical means or primitive instincts (in the case of having no master for example) instead of deductive reasoning, they attempt to gouge at Count Baron von Silverwind's eyes anyway!

[Xiphos]

Fortunately you're no where near the situation!

[Silverwind]

Unfortunately for me: I BLOODY WELL AM!

[Xiphos]

Fortunately a giant zombie T-Rex came killed the ZOMBIE PTERODACTYL(s)

[Silverwind]

Unfortunately there's now a giant zombie T-Rex to contend with.

[Xiphos]

Fortunately zombie T-Rex are the opposite of regular T-Rexs, this one offers you an ice cream.

[Connors]

Unfortunately it didn't offer one to Count Baron von Silverwind.

[Xiphos]

Fortunately the Count Baron is not hungry anyway.

[Gan]

Unfortunately he got another rock in his shoe.

[Xiphos]

Fortunately this rock wasn't a ZOMBIE PTERODACTYL

[Jinxycat]

It was Neil Gaiman

[Connors]

Unfortunately you don't like Neil Gaiman.

[Xiphos]

Fortunately it was a Neil Gaiman it was a Neil Gaiman LOBSTER. Neil Gaiman LOBSTER!