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Once Upon A Time. The great hero named Gandolf once ate seven and a half pounds of rotting turnips that were prepared by Mistron. Gandolf than died never coming back. Then a new great hero was born, colored red. His name was HELLBOY! His real name was Lord Mistron! Then Mistron's eye saved the world and it exploded into a bigillion gooey eye chunks. Mistron healed himself with his magical eye gouging staff and became immortal, but was locked in the vault of eternityness with eighty angry bankers and only $79 remained in his pocket. Swamp7hing saved everyone from a catastrophic earth destroying disaster. "So this is heroic", said Swamp7hing lieing as normal... ...Because all was not well... after the nuke....blew Swamp7hing up. People were dying of Very deadly things Which were created by the evil scientists... who had tattoos on in their skin... which was iron With liquid core. and fruit juice which tasted like Rotten bananas and a student's ashtray which blew up into tiny pieces when Swamp7hing saw what happened, he went to the store to buy a mini catalpa covered in cheese. The tree grew and two-thousand suns light melted it into liquid crap which smelled cheesy like macaroni and beef in a)
