[size=18]!ALERT![/size]
Event:
Van Larry Pinkleness was just faxed. His publisher has just posted a warning to all his writers. The message reads:
Dear Van Larry Pinkleness,
Due to financial problems in the company, the bank is forcing our hand in producing more books faster. If a substantial amount of currency isn't raised in the next week, we will go out of buisiness. All our writers will have to find a new publisher, if that happens, over 3/4 of the potential writers we have will go out of jobs permanently. Therefore, we are pulling the leash of your due date tighter. You have until Aug. 17 at the end of the day to finish your book.
Sincerely,
Your Publisher
K. A. Applegate
-Gandolf (Uh-Oh)