My entry is going to be a sort of experiment in which participants use a function of the following type signature:
language -> music
The purpose of this experiment is to demonstrate the neuroscientific hypothesis that figurative language excites diverse regions of the brain, such as those involved in audio perception. Participants will select pieces of figurative and literal writing that they are familiar with. The function will convert one of the pieces to a breakbeat. After listening to the beat, the participant will be asked to identify the writing from which it originated.
Hypothesis: participants will identify figurative writing more quickly and with greater accuracy than literal writing.
Neuroscience is the new philosophy!