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Re: Fortunately Unfortunately
« Reply #75 on: November 11, 2010, 05:32:32 PM »
Fortunately you got therapy from a brontosaurus.
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Re: Fortunately Unfortunately
« Reply #76 on: November 11, 2010, 05:38:06 PM »
Unfortunately it was hypnotherapy, and he also brainwashed you into assassinating the queen!
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Re: Fortunately Unfortunately
« Reply #77 on: November 11, 2010, 06:48:59 PM »
Fortunately the queen wouldn't be born for another couple million years or so.
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Re: Fortunately Unfortunately
« Reply #78 on: November 11, 2010, 10:36:48 PM »
Unfortunately you aren't in you right mind at the moment and are stumbling around acting weird and talking about the Queen.

EDIT: way more than a COUPLE million years. XD
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Re: Fortunately Unfortunately
« Reply #79 on: November 12, 2010, 12:21:17 AM »
Fortunately you found a gold nugget in a bush.
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Re: Fortunately Unfortunately
« Reply #80 on: November 12, 2010, 05:47:55 PM »
Unfortunately the nugget only serves as a constant reminder that your undying purpose is to slay the rich royal lady!
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Re: Fortunately Unfortunately
« Reply #81 on: November 12, 2010, 06:22:02 PM »
fortunately you trip because you were starting at the gold while walking and you hit your head and remember what you were really doing.
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Re: Fortunately Unfortunately
« Reply #82 on: November 12, 2010, 06:59:02 PM »
Unfortunately the blow to your head was immense and you suffer a concussion.
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Re: Fortunately Unfortunately
« Reply #83 on: November 13, 2010, 08:00:53 AM »
(To connor: I dont know, she is pretty old...)
Fortunately an paleontologist who came back in time rescues you.
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Re: Fortunately Unfortunately
« Reply #84 on: November 14, 2010, 09:19:09 PM »
Unfortunately, it was only so you could be tried for a crime you committed in the future. (which is the past for you but now is the present because you were sent back)
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Re: Fortunately Unfortunately
« Reply #85 on: November 15, 2010, 08:57:42 PM »
Fortunately you were able to defend yourself by saying that the crime was to come in the future and therefore you still haven't committed. And that just confused him so he went home, taking you with him.
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Re: Fortunately Unfortunately
« Reply #86 on: November 16, 2010, 09:41:25 AM »
Unfortunately, when he took you home the crime that you haven't committed became a crime that you have committed, and thus when you got home you were arrested.
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Re: Fortunately Unfortunately
« Reply #87 on: November 16, 2010, 11:37:29 AM »
Fortunately your excursion through the time continuum has resulted in several positive alterations to the future-past you remember: Prison treatment is now exceptional, with 5 star dinning and 24x7 cell service!

Microsoft's bust too!
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Re: Fortunately Unfortunately
« Reply #88 on: November 16, 2010, 04:05:37 PM »
Unfortunately you had an excellent lawyer and missed out on the experience of prison.
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Re: Fortunately Unfortunately
« Reply #89 on: November 16, 2010, 06:37:46 PM »
Fortunately you're a free man again now, and can celebrate with a trip to your favourite holiday spot: Candy Island!
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