I'm going to break it to you as gently as I can: there are so many webcomics out there and so many people devising new ones that I highly doubt this one will be successful. Especially since the two strips you have don't make much sense unless you're an absurdist. Also, the art style is very obviously done in paint, which is pretty amateurish. Super Mega might be able to pull it off, but there's only room enough for one webcomic in that style.
People see the success of xkcd and ctrl-alt-del and think "I can do that" when they have no formal writing or art background. Sorry to say, but if you don't even have one of those things, there is almost no chance for your comic to succeed. If you're really, REALLY serious about getting this project off the ground, try posting on some webcomic forums where people might help you. I say "might" because it's more likely that they'll trash your comic and you as a person until you give up.
I'm really not trying to be harsh here, but I'm trying to be realistic. This seems like a case where you and your friends find something hilariously funny but nobody else really gets the joke. I certainly don't.
The one good thing about this is that you didn't fall into the "two guys playing video games" trap that webcomic artists tend to fall into.
