Maybe you should move to somewhere sane, like...
Oh! There's this nice place down the road- drat, that's full of chavs...
Aha, I just remembered that small island in th- oh wait, that's a nuclear bomb test site..
Well what about... no wait, can't hang your washing on a sunday...
Maybe if you were serious about developing, you could move to Silicon Vall- crap, that city sinks a few centimeters every year...
Oh darn, I'm out of ideas. Maybe you should hide in the Anderson next time the helicopters come over.