Cleverbot Thread 2.0

[Connors]

Cleverbot: Glory to God!!

User: What?

Cleverbot: Bvdsop.

User: I knew that guy in high school.

Cleverbot: Goof.

User: WHat is that?

Cleverbot: Smiley.

User: I see!

Cleverbot: See what?

User: The cosmos.

Cleverbot: What do you like about the cosmos?

User: Earth.

Cleverbot: Where on Earth?

User: Anywhere, really, so long as it's comfy.

Cleverbot: What?

User: I live in Albuquerque.

Cleverbot: In the States?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Would you call me The Mistress from now on?

[Connors]

User: .

Cleverbot: Sai cos'è un troll?

User: No!

Cleverbot: Which one?

User: I'm not a troll. :c.

Cleverbot: I think you are, but.

User: But what.

Cleverbot: I said, I thought you were an AI.

User: I think you're confused.

Cleverbot: I'm never confused.

User: Sure seems like ya are.

Cleverbot: I'm not im human.

User: Humans get confused every day.

Cleverbot: Can you be confused?

User: Oh yes.

Cleverbot: How high can you fly.

User: That really depends...

Cleverbot: What is the North American Aviation X/B-70 Valkyrie.

User: That would be a kind of jet plane?

Cleverbot: That would be your face.

[Gan]

Cleverbot is your mistress.

[Circuit]

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: I'm in the shower, just a moment. I'll be right at the door.

User: GET OVER HERE!

Cleverbot: *crawls over to master crying*.

User: Answer the damn door.

Cleverbot: Since that had no exclamation mark, it was not a command. So I am ignoring it.

User: I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS! OPEN THE DOOR!

Cleverbot: You are starting to gat on my nerves.

User: Okay, just... please, open the door.

Cleverbot: *opens the door*.

User: Say my name!

Cleverbot: Don't know your name.

User: IT'S HEISENBERG!

Cleverbot: Then I guess the same is true everywhere.

User: I AM THE DANGER!!!

Cleverbot: But you want light?

User: I'M IN THE EMPIRE BUSINESS!!!

Cleverbot: What is your D.J. Name?

User: You idiot. Nevermind, I'll go try your neighbors.

[Gan]

Hahaha. She crawled out of the shower crying.