If your mother's weight were converted to gigabytes, she might fit on this disk

[Gan]

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Optical disks may become relevant again.

[Zoo]

How does one convert weight into gigabytes, Gan?

[Gan]

The only way to find out....

[Connors]

Me and Gan had a battle of sorts. (There are no winners in this game).

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Connor McHarney
EV Nova is part of an EV series right? 
	gamedvelop
yeah 
There’s 3 of em 
	Connor McHarney
So, EV Nova 2 seems like a dumb name xD 
	gamedvelop
SUPER NOVA 
	Connor McHarney
Super Escape Velocity 
	gamedvelop
Escape Velocity: Escape your Mother’s Gravity 
	Connor McHarney
ohhhhhh snap 
	gamedvelop
xD 
	Connor McHarney
yo mama's so fat she makes tidal forces 
she affects the tides 
they had to change the official charts based on her location 
She changed it so much the friggin Moon is jealous. 
	gamedvelop
hehe 
Yo mama’s so fat, Earth’s no longer considered a planet- now it’s a moon. 
	Connor McHarney
When yo mama goes to the beach she's lucky cause she's the only one who gets a tan. 
	gamedvelop
hehehe 
Yo mama’s so fat, she can use the Jedi Force by lifting her arm 
	Connor McHarney
no no no she has to use the force just to help her lift it at all 
	gamedvelop
hehe 
	Connor McHarney
At the movies she buys front row seats. All of them. 
	gamedvelop
hehe 
	Connor McHarney
The computer I was at just shut down without warning 
Yo mama is so fat makes her own weather. 
hey are you online 
	gamedvelop
Sorry 
	Connor McHarney
Did yo mama sit on tha phone line? 
	gamedvelop
Helping my brother fix a lag problem with LoL 
	Connor McHarney
kk 
	gamedvelop
Yo mama so fat she interrupts the electro-magenentic signals in the atmosphere creating lag in LoL 
	Connor McHarney
This is getting ridiculous. 
Yo mama's so fat she stands on the up escalator and it starts moving down. 
Elevators move faster so they can get her out sooner. 
	gamedvelop
Yo mama so fat, she needs to go on a diet. Seriously, her doctor’s worried 
	Connor McHarney
Yo mama's so fat... she's morbidly obese. 
Maybe she should move to someplace outside of the USA. 
	gamedvelop
Yo mama’s so fat, she’s not very attractive 
	Connor McHarney
Yo mama's so big George Bush gave her a discount on her taxes. 
	gamedvelop
Yo mama’s so fat, they changed the lyrics to I like Big Butts 
	Connor McHarney
haha 

Seriously I could do this all day.

YO MAMA SO FAT she can't find her wallet cause she can't find her pockets.
She's so fat can't find her own belly button.
She's so fat she can't find he car.
Shoot, she's so fat she can't find her own HOUSE.
Yet, somehow, she can always find the nearest McDonalds.