Ban the person above you [Game]

[Moe]

It's where- If the person above you says-
"I ban you for banning me!"
You could write "I ban you again because you said Ban twice in a sentence!"
And so on and so forth.
PS. They don't have to be true!
n.n
Here's mine-
I ban the person above me for not existing!

[Gan]

I ban you for banning people when you don't have the ability to ban!

Maybe I should make this game more fun by actually banning.

[Connors]

I ban you for threatening people and being not a very nice moderator.

[Gan]

I BAN YOU FOR HAVING THE WRONG OPINION ABOUT MY AWESOME ATTITUDE TOWARDS THE MEMBERS OF THIS FORUM.

[Zoo]

I ban you for using all caps.

[Connors]

i ban you for wasting so much time on proper capitalization and punctuation when you can get your point across perfectly fine with only lowercase letters and spaces

[Zoo]

i ban u for making me do this this is dumb punctuation is needed how do i know when a sentence ends

[Gan]

I ban you for using the word dumb.

[Zoo]

I ban YOU for using the word dumb!
OK, that was dumb...

[Connors]

I ban you for being a hypocrite.

[Zoo]

I ban you for using your real name in your name. The secret agent society is sad.

[Connors]

I ban you for misplacing the numbers that were on your name. For shame Zoo, for shame...

[Zoo]

I ban you for LYING! I didn't misplace them! They were STOLEN!!!!
i think Gan804 did it...

[aletex13]

i ban you for not being banned!!!!!1!!!1111!!!11!!!1:?

[Connors]

I ban you for obsessing over childish sexual humor.