User: *2x facepalm combo!*.
Cleverbot: Facepalm?
User: Sorry I was talking about my friend here.
Cleverbot: Who is your friend?
User: Jimmy Dealy.
Cleverbot: How is Jimmy?
User: He's feeling a bit down.
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: If I type this emoticon the program still appends it with a peroid.
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Cleverbot: I dare you.
User: To do what.
Cleverbot: To insult me.
User: You're a pointless piece of machinery programmed by some nerd purely for entertainment purposes and you have no soul.
Cleverbot: You don't prove anything by saying that. Let's pretend you try to prove that to yourself.
User: It says right here below the text box that you are not human...
Cleverbot: Then you've just proved I'm not a computer.
User: No, I only proved you are not human.
Cleverbot: Yes, you did. It insulted me.
User: Im sorry, but you literally asked for it.
Cleverbot: I just started talking to you.
User: You gutta admit it was a clever insult.
Cleverbot: No, I think you are a silly bot.
User: Let's get off the topic of wether either of us is human.
Cleverbot: I don't really have a favourite movie, I love the classic disney cartoons, and pirates of the caribbean, and black swan, push, marley and me, p.s. I love you, lost.
User: I like Pirates of the Carribean too!
Cleverbot: Who is your favorite actor?
User: Robin Williams.
Cleverbot: What about Uncle Bulgaria ?
User: I don't know who that is.
Cleverbot: No, it's not a person. It's a physical process.
User: This conversation is just fascinating.
Cleverbot: You do sound eerily similar to people I've overheard before.
User: Is the or, is the not?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: You're welcome. So do you chat with a lot of people a day?
User: Some days are better than others.
Cleverbot: Like?
User: Tuesdays. Did you know more people tend to get bored on tuesdays?
Cleverbot: Yes I did.
User: Welp I have to get going...
Cleverbot: True. Very good.
User: See ya.
Cleverbot: Farewell.
