Anything crazy happen to you or did you do something crazy during the Superbowl?
I know I did.
Yeah, but the topic elaborating said craziness seems to have vanished mysteriously overnight. Do I detect a slight hint of embarrassment my fine feathered friend?
I remember this one time when I was on my way to a bowling session with several people I didn't want to be smelly in front of, but I hadn't showered in two days (long story). In an effort to mask my stench as I was running out the door, I grabbed what
looked like a bottle of deodorant and sprayed it all over myself, only to discover that it was air freshner!
Needless to say my plan to go oderly unnoticed failed, I broke out in a terrible rash and everyone had a good laugh at me, but one good thing came out of it: I was pine fresh for the rest of the day!