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Game Maker's Garage => Trash Talk => Topic started by: Gan on August 12, 2008, 08:21:42 AM
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There is a brilliant, rich novelist named Van Larry Pinkleness. Late one night, he was up in his den, hunched over a piece of paper at his desk. It has been hours before his pen last moved, he was all out of ideas...
...A week later, he has a beard, and still the pen hadn't moved. And that's when his final string of sanity broke...
Van Larry has a dead line, if his book isn't written by then, people will come searching, if people come searching they will find out he has become insane. If that happens, Van Larry Pinkleness joins the psychotic ward. This is where all of you guys come in. All of you are figments of his demented imagination, you guys have to help him write his novel before the deadline or you all are in deep trouble.
Naturally, what do figments of imagination want to do when writing a story? Write it about them! Try to lead this story to be about you as the main character.
Rules: No double posting, the story will be fully posted on this first post. You can only write from 1 to 3 words. The novel must be finished by Aug. 17. Has to be above 500 words. Outline your words in red. No spamming.
[example]
The great Gandolf...
Here we go!
Once Upon A Time.
The great hero named Gandolf once ate seven and a half pounds of rotting turnips that were prepared by Mistron. Gandolf than died never coming back. Then a new great hero was born, colored red. His name was HELLBOY! His real name was Lord Mistron! Then Mistron's eye saved the world and it exploded into a bigillion gooey eye chunks. Mistron healed himself with his magical eye gouging staff and became immortal, but was locked in the vault of eternityness with eighty angry bankers and only $79 remained in his pocket. Swamp7hing saved everyone from a catastrophic earth destroying disaster. "So this is heroic", said Swamp7hing lieing as normal...
The End.
Word Count: 121 Words So far!!!
Events So Far:
(1) Fax From publisher: http://www.gamemakersgarage.com/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.cgi?board=looneybin;action=display;num=1218547302;start=30
-Gandolf
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great hero named
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Gandolf once ate...
-Gandolf
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seven and a half...
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pounds of rotting...
-Gandolf
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turnips that were prepared by Mistron. ...
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Gandolf than died...
(You've got a little more than 3 words, aw well.)
-Gandolf
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never coming back...
(Sorry)
Mist
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. Then a new...
(Awww... I guess I will come back in the sequel.)
-Gandolf
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great hero was...
Mist
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born, colored red...
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. His name was...
(Which one of you will be the next new hero? I guess whoever posts first.)
-Gandolf
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HELLBOY!
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His real name...
(Figments of Van Larry Pinkleness's imagination write the story about themselves. Gotta be someone from Gmg forum. I died so it can't be me.)
-Gandolf
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Was Lord Mistron!
Mist
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Then Mistron's eye....
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saved the world...
MIST
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and it exploded...
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into a bigillion...
(Wait... did the world blow up or Mistron's eye?;D)
-Gandolf
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gooey eye chunks...
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mistron healed himself...
Mist
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with his magical...
-Gandolf
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eye gouging staff...
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and became immortal
(HA HA you can't kill me now!!!)
Mist
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but was locked...
(We may not be able to kill you, but what's worse than never dying? Being locked up in the same place for all Eternity and never dying.)
-Gandolf
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in the vault...
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of eternityness with...
-Gandolf
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eighty angry bankers...
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and only $79. ...
(Almost 1/5 to the goal we need before the deadline!!! Though, certain unexpected events might happen in Van Larry Pinkleness's future.)
-Gandolf
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remained in his pocket. (Finished it up there, 1/5 done!)
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[size=18]!ALERT![/size]
Event:
Van Larry Pinkleness was just faxed. His publisher has just posted a warning to all his writers. The message reads:
Dear Van Larry Pinkleness,
Due to financial problems in the company, the bank is forcing our hand in producing more books faster. If a substantial amount of currency isn't raised in the next week, we will go out of buisiness. All our writers will have to find a new publisher, if that happens, over 3/4 of the potential writers we have will go out of jobs permanently. Therefore, we are pulling the leash of your due date tighter. You have until Aug. 17 at the end of the day to finish your book.
Sincerely,
Your Publisher
K. A. Applegate
-Gandolf (Uh-Oh)
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Swamp7hing saved everyone...
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from a catastrophic...
-Gandolf
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earth destroying disaster.
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So this is...
-Gandolf
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heroic", said Swamp7hing...
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lieing as normal
Mist
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...Because all was not well...
Ghost
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after the nuke....
(Such a old thread. :D I think it's sorta past the time our main character had to turn in his story.)
-Gandolf
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blew Swamp7hing up.
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People were dying of
(Why not continue it after all it is a sticky topic)
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Very deadly things
Mist
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Which were created by the evil scientists...
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who had tattoos on
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in their skin...
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which was iron
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With liquid core.
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and fruit juice
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which tasted like
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Rotten bananas and
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a student's ashtray
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which blew up
-Gandolf
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into tiny pieces
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when Swamp7hing saw
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what happened, he
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went to the
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store to buy
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a mini catalpa
-Gandolf
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covered in cheese.
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The tree grew
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and two-thousand suns
(is that allowed? hyphenation?)
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light melted it
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into liquid crap
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which smelled cheesy
-Gandolf
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like macaroni and
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beef in a
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(I PUT IT ALL TOGETHER
Once Upon A Time. The great hero named Gandolf once ate seven and a half pounds of rotting turnips that were prepared by Mistron. Gandolf than died never coming back. Then a new great hero was born, colored red. His name was HELLBOY! His real name was Lord Mistron! Then Mistron's eye saved the world and it exploded into a bigillion gooey eye chunks. Mistron healed himself with his magical eye gouging staff and became immortal, but was locked in the vault of eternityness with eighty angry bankers and only $79 remained in his pocket. Swamp7hing saved everyone from a catastrophic earth destroying disaster. "So this is heroic", said Swamp7hing lieing as normal... ...Because all was not well... after the nuke....blew Swamp7hing up. People were dying of Very deadly things Which were created by the evil scientists... who had tattoos on in their skin... which was iron With liquid core. and fruit juice which tasted like Rotten bananas and a student's ashtray which blew up into tiny pieces when Swamp7hing saw what happened, he went to the store to buy a mini catalpa covered in cheese. The tree grew and two-thousand suns light melted it into liquid crap which smelled cheesy like macaroni and beef in a)
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box. Next Wednesday
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was free mint
-Gandolf
P.S. Thanks for putting it together Xiphos. :)
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afternoon but Erkel
(no problem I have no life anyway =P)
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had a seizure
(no problem I have no life anyway =P)
(don't talk like that, or you'll end up an unemployed, short sighted smoker like myself :P)
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in a parking
-Gandolf
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giraffe with large
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spots that ate
-Gandolf
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children at Burger
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King on Wednesdays.
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So they canceled
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free breakfast Mondays
-Gandolf
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so Jack Black
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changed his name
-Gandolf
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to something else
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it was Zendoman
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But Chuck Norris
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Beat him up
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With an incredibly
-Gandolf
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powerful kick to
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the face so
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much so that
-Gandolf
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he went back
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in time to
-Gandolf
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change his name
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to King Kong
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Then met a
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Flying pig that
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threw up on
-Gandolf
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Bob Sagot's favorite
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shirt that he
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irons frequently. Meanwhile
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in a distant
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Land Silverwind had
-Gandolf
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a pet dragon
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named Sparky. Sparky
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Breathed fluid electricity
-Gandolf
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into all enemies'
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eyes and melted
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their eyebrows to
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dust. Silverwind wanted
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Peace so badly
-Gandolf
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he created a(n)
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portal to a
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Roguesoft game convention
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EDIT: Whoops too late.
which was located
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around the corner.
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from Ghost's house.
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Silverwind went through
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and tied his
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nose to the
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dragon's favorite lung.
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Sparky inhaled and
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the rope broke.
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Sparky got very
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EDIT - sorry, I didn't notice the world limit
clown-like and laughed.
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Sparky's laugh caused
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The world to
-Gan
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change into some
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well-maintained cheese collection.
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It had a
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large quantity of
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sugarless candy corn.
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Which we all
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were tempted to
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throw out because