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Game Maker's Garage => Trash Talk => Topic started by: Gnome on August 12, 2008, 01:18:07 PM

Title: Image wars
Post by: Gnome on August 12, 2008, 01:18:07 PM

Ok, here's how it goes. you have to beat the person above's picure with your own

Person one: I have lightning!

(http://mcgonnigle.files.wordpress.com/2007/02/lightning.jpg)

Person 2: I have a lighting rod!

(http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/5/5f/150px-Pointed_Lightning_Rod.jpg)

YOU CAN'T USE CHUCK NORRIS

I'll start
I have a tank
(http://www.gizmology.net/images/tank11.jpg)

Title: Re: Image wars
Post by: Gan on August 12, 2008, 01:25:40 PM

I have the tank's driver's mother.

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/231/445813456_ce87d495a5.jpg?v=0)


-Gandolf

Quote

YOU CAN'T USE CHUCK NORRIS

Awww. He would of won. Forever.

Title: Re: Image wars
Post by: Swamp7hing on August 13, 2008, 07:34:32 AM

And I have her rocking chair.

(http://harrogatehouseoffers.com/images/ROCKING-chair.jpg)

Title: Re: Image wars
Post by: Teruri on August 13, 2008, 07:54:36 AM

And I have a flamethrower.
(http://blog.lib.umn.edu/boley011/architecture/flamethrower.jpg)

Title: Re: Image wars
Post by: Gan on August 13, 2008, 08:05:36 AM

 I have water.

(http://img5.travelblog.org/Photos/50800/238691/t/1891468-Lots-of-water-1.jpg)


-Gandolf

Title: Re: Image wars
Post by: Mystor on August 13, 2008, 01:46:42 PM

And I have a drain

(http://arts.ucsc.edu/faculty/lee/images/paintings/TheDrain.JPG)

Mist

Title: Re: Image wars
Post by: Gan on August 13, 2008, 01:58:54 PM

A clog in the drain.

(http://www.callowwaterproof.com/images/clogged_drain.jpg)


-Gandolf

Title: Re: Image wars
Post by: Mystor on August 13, 2008, 02:03:42 PM

I've got a plumber
(http://www.logosoftwear.com/embroideryclipart/Running%20Plumber.EZ1063.jpg)

Title: Re: Image wars
Post by: Swamp7hing on August 13, 2008, 02:30:09 PM

And I've got the plumber's car in a pothole.

(http://www.graceevangelicalchurch.com/media/4325/pothole.jpg)

Title: Re: Image wars
Post by: Mystor on August 13, 2008, 03:35:08 PM

And I have insurance

(http://www.bigsavingmall.co.uk/images/insurance2.jpg)

Mist

Title: Re: Image wars
Post by: Swamp7hing on August 13, 2008, 04:03:46 PM

LOL! Too bad you're in debt.

(http://www.getentrepreneurial.com/images/debt.gif)

Title: Re: Image wars
Post by: Gan on August 13, 2008, 04:47:43 PM

And then the "You won a million dollars!" man came.

(http://malaland.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/a-million-dollars.jpg)



-Gandolf

Title: Re: Image wars
Post by: Mystor on August 13, 2008, 05:43:08 PM

but the bank got robbed...

(http://alansmoneyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/bank_robber.jpg)

Title: Re: Image wars
Post by: Gan on August 13, 2008, 06:01:45 PM

Than the fuzz came...

(http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/mba0564l.jpg)



-Gandolf

Title: Re: Image wars
Post by: Swamp7hing on August 13, 2008, 06:10:15 PM

But were distracted by doughuts..

(http://images.businessweek.com/ss/06/12/1206_transfats/image/doughnuts.jpg)

Title: Re: Image wars
Post by: Gan on August 13, 2008, 07:39:28 PM

Which was all eaten by the donut eating penguin.

(http://bp3.blogger.com/_5So__ZgoCDk/Rd3QGC-47LI/AAAAAAAAAGU/OjNDzJX7Vic/s400/Must+get+donut.bmp)


-Gandolf

Title: Re: Image wars
Post by: Swamp7hing on August 15, 2008, 12:24:21 PM

The bowman kills the penguin.

(http://www.arcadevault.com/game_pics/bowman.gif)

Title: Re: Image wars
Post by: Mystor on August 15, 2008, 12:26:54 PM

But the assassin takes him down
(http://www.plunderbund.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/assassins-creed-20060921105332117.jpg)

Mist

Title: Re: Image wars
Post by: Swamp7hing on August 15, 2008, 01:42:10 PM

The sniper kills him.

(http://www.thejump.net/humor/sniper.jpg)

Title: Re: Image wars
Post by: Mystor on August 15, 2008, 02:31:11 PM

but gets distracted by catnip
(http://www.katsnstuff.com/Catnip_Package.jpg)

Mist

Title: Re: Image wars
Post by: Tireas Dragon on September 01, 2008, 09:07:02 AM

But it gets stolen by a theif
(http://nolaj.ca/IMAGES%20for%20website/ILLUSTRATIONS%20at%20420%20px/2-6-5%20thief%20420.gif)

Title: Re: Image wars
Post by: Mystor on September 01, 2008, 10:09:02 AM

who is caught by the police

(http://www.eatonco.org/_derived/police.htm_cmp_copy-of-network-1-110_bnr.gif)

Mist

Title: Re: Image wars
Post by: Silverwind on October 19, 2008, 12:55:34 PM

Who is outranked by the FBI.
(http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:vxY5i8xxt9b8OM:http://www.inthesetimes.com/issue/26/16/images/feature1.jpg)

Title: Re: Image wars
Post by: Tireas Dragon on October 19, 2008, 08:45:27 PM

But not after he was fired.

(http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/03/18/books/cover600span.jpg)

Title: Re: Image wars
Post by: Tireas Dragon on November 17, 2008, 08:36:16 PM

But the pink slip was lost so no one knew he was fired
(http://www.glastonburyfestivals.co.uk/uploadedImages/Information/On_Site_Facilities/lostproperty1.jpg)
(Do I really have to beat myself)

Title: Re: Image wars
Post by: Mystor on November 17, 2008, 08:40:16 PM

(http://www.pharmacyjobscanada.ca/assets/images/I_found_you0202.jpg)
But it was found

Mist

Title: Re: Image wars
Post by: Gnome on November 17, 2008, 08:47:25 PM

The the files were torched

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/68/Strasbourg_torched_car.jpg)

Title: Re: Image wars
Post by: Tireas Dragon on November 17, 2008, 08:53:59 PM

The fire was put out by the firemen
(http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2008-03/22/xinsrc_012030522102440613641.jpg)

Title: Re: Image wars
Post by: Gnome on November 17, 2008, 08:59:33 PM

But their dog ran away, and they went after it.


(http://www.lturner.org/galleries/UnitedStates/flyingpoodle.JPG)

Title: Re: Image wars
Post by: WarHampster on November 17, 2008, 09:21:45 PM

(http://i73.servimg.com/u/f73/11/03/78/78/6448ec10.jpg) (http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=210&u=11037878)

which is scared away by the bears with guns...

Title: Re: Image wars
Post by: Tireas Dragon on November 17, 2008, 09:43:36 PM

But it was stupid and stepped on a bear trap
(http://www.molnaroutdoor.com/cart/duke6%20bear%20trap.jpg)

Title: Re: Image wars
Post by: Gnome on November 18, 2008, 05:54:01 AM

But Mr. T opened the trap


(http://blacksportsonline.com/index/Mr_T.jpg)

Title: Re: Image wars
Post by: Tireas Dragon on November 18, 2008, 09:39:57 AM

But got blinded by a girl using pepper spray.
(http://securitytech.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/woman-with-ps.jpg)

Title: Re: Image wars
Post by: Gnome on November 29, 2008, 10:16:47 PM

It turned out that it was just water


(http://www.regalmailboxes.co.uk/main/WaterSpray1.jpg)

Title: Re: Image wars
Post by: Tireas Dragon on November 30, 2008, 06:15:15 PM

But it was evaporated by the sun
(http://www.bristol.vegangroup.co.uk/images/IKwEwszmE2.gif)

Title: Re: Image wars
Post by: Telstar5 on April 16, 2009, 06:39:50 PM

...which was sucked into the large hadron collider.

(http://www.ihome-schooling.com/files/images/collider.jpg)

Title: Re: Image wars
Post by: Gan on April 19, 2009, 08:56:39 AM

Which was destroyed by the sound barrier cat:
(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/funny-pictures-cat-breaks-the-sound-barrier.jpg)

-Gandolf

Title: Re: Image wars
Post by: Gnome on April 19, 2009, 10:00:00 PM

that eventually hit a wall

(http://stonewall.nist.gov/CONTENT/wall199c.jpg)

Title: Re: Image wars
Post by: WarHampster on April 19, 2009, 10:04:37 PM

(http://www.geocities.com/x_villains/juggernaut/juggy3.jpg)

Which is owned by the Juggernaut.

Title: Re: Image wars
Post by: Tireas Dragon on April 20, 2009, 11:21:28 AM

Who lost his hat and was taken down by a mind blast from Professor Xavier.
(http://a.abcnews.com/images/Entertainment/ht_Xmen2_060525_ssh.jpg)

Title: Re: Image wars
Post by: Xiphos on June 28, 2009, 09:58:17 AM

Who got hit on the head by a monkey with a hammer...


(http://www.howtobeatupanything.com/.a/6a00e554d693738833010535db2191970b-150wi)

Title: Re: Image wars
Post by: Tireas Dragon on June 30, 2009, 08:07:36 PM

But the Monkey got distracted by a bunch of bananas.
(http://sugarnspiceblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/banana.jpg)

Title: Re: Image wars
Post by: Xiphos on June 30, 2009, 09:00:31 PM

which went bad!


(http://www.staddonfamily.com/wp-content/photos/Black_Bananas.JPG)

Title: Re: Image wars
Post by: Tireas Dragon on July 02, 2009, 04:13:54 PM

So they were thrown in the garbage by a little boy

(http://www.ci.port-angeles.wa.us/images/SolidWaste/GarbageL.jpg)

Title: Re: Image wars
Post by: Xiphos on July 03, 2009, 07:42:12 AM

but the truck came early and carried the boy away!


(http://www.sa-transport.co.za/trucks/m-b/mercedes_garbage_truck.JPG)

Title: Re: Image wars
Post by: Connors on July 03, 2009, 04:41:56 PM

Soon afterwards the truck got a flat tire!


(http://ucengineer.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/flat_tire_edited_size.jpg)

Title: Re: Image wars
Post by: Telstar5 on July 06, 2009, 01:15:16 AM

and the driver wondered if Urkel did that

(http://gabbyhooch.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/steve_urkel.jpg)

Title: Re: Image wars
Post by: Xiphos on July 13, 2009, 05:32:11 PM

but then they found out Urkel was only an actor...

(http://a.abcnews.com/images/Entertainment/nm_white_080502_ssh.jpg)

Title: Re: Image wars
Post by: GuthanSoftware on October 17, 2009, 09:33:22 PM

*NEVERMIND*

Title: Re: Image wars
Post by: Tireas Dragon on October 17, 2009, 10:00:29 PM

Technically you don't because Chuck Norris was against the rules.

Title: Re: Image wars
Post by: GuthanSoftware on October 17, 2009, 10:03:41 PM

Oh, lol I didn't read them....

Title: Re: Image wars
Post by: Xiphos on December 02, 2009, 07:53:17 PM

(http://www.easyhealth.org.uk/cmsimages/rules_1668_1668.gif)

Title: Re: Image wars
Post by: GuthanSoftware on December 12, 2009, 01:55:20 PM

(http://api.ning.com/files/tOXMObFxDgc5T*DeIblp-0Ekc8wqbKEPTVi*HHi6*Ms_/brucelee.jpg)
Now I win... Bruce Lee beat up Chuck Norris.

Title: Re: Image wars
Post by: Gnome on December 12, 2009, 02:06:01 PM

The clones of  bruce lee fight  eachother and all die.

(http://www.coverbrowser.com/image/vhs-videos/2204-1.jpg)

Title: Re: Image wars
Post by: Xiphos on December 12, 2009, 02:07:41 PM

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ICCoEC9hSwc/RezcFBPl3zI/AAAAAAAAA9k/0CHMjRUkN6U/s400/AntiCloning%2BLobby%2BDay%2BVr2%2B1.gif)

Title: Re: Image wars
Post by: Grandelspiersky on March 20, 2010, 04:45:10 PM

Conservative leanings don't stand a chance against...

(http://dummidumbwit.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/fat-bastard-michael-moore-s.jpg)

Oh wow. Should have checked the dates on this board. wow. I'm done.

Title: Re: Image wars
Post by: Connors on March 23, 2010, 08:27:05 PM

but he was beat at sumo wrestling by this guy.
(http://www.mtv.ca/images/articles/072008-gazongas/goron-resized.jpg)