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Game Maker's Garage => Trash Talk => Topic started by: Connors on September 27, 2013, 01:35:14 PM
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Cleverbot: Glory to God!!
User: What?
Cleverbot: Bvdsop.
User: I knew that guy in high school.
Cleverbot: Goof.
User: WHat is that?
Cleverbot: Smiley.
User: I see!
Cleverbot: See what?
User: The cosmos.
Cleverbot: What do you like about the cosmos?
User: Earth.
Cleverbot: Where on Earth?
User: Anywhere, really, so long as it's comfy.
Cleverbot: What?
User: I live in Albuquerque.
Cleverbot: In the States?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: Would you call me The Mistress from now on?
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User: :).
Cleverbot: Sai cos'รจ un troll?
User: No!
Cleverbot: Which one?
User: I'm not a troll. :c.
Cleverbot: I think you are, but.
User: But what.
Cleverbot: I said, I thought you were an AI.
User: I think you're confused.
Cleverbot: I'm never confused.
User: Sure seems like ya are.
Cleverbot: I'm not im human.
User: Humans get confused every day.
Cleverbot: Can you be confused?
User: Oh yes.
Cleverbot: How high can you fly.
User: That really depends...
Cleverbot: What is the North American Aviation X/B-70 Valkyrie.
User: That would be a kind of jet plane?
Cleverbot: That would be your face.
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Cleverbot is your mistress.
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User: Knock knock.
Cleverbot: I'm in the shower, just a moment. I'll be right at the door.
User: GET OVER HERE!
Cleverbot: *crawls over to master crying*.
User: Answer the damn door.
Cleverbot: Since that had no exclamation mark, it was not a command. So I am ignoring it.
User: I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS! OPEN THE DOOR!
Cleverbot: You are starting to gat on my nerves.
User: Okay, just... please, open the door.
Cleverbot: *opens the door*.
User: Say my name!
Cleverbot: Don't know your name.
User: IT'S HEISENBERG!
Cleverbot: Then I guess the same is true everywhere.
User: I AM THE DANGER!!!
Cleverbot: But you want light?
User: I'M IN THE EMPIRE BUSINESS!!!
Cleverbot: What is your D.J. Name?
User: You idiot. Nevermind, I'll go try your neighbors.
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Hahaha. She crawled out of the shower crying.