Only in Ireland...can a pizza get to your house faster than an a ambulance.
Only in Ireland...do Supermarkets make the sick people walk all the way to the back of the store to get their Panadols etc. while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in Ireland..do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET Coke.
Only in Ireland...do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counter.
Only in Ireland... can you fail your driving test and drive home!
Only in Ireland..do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds in the driveway, and store our junk in the garage.
Only in Ireland...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we wont miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
Only in Ireland... Â Â Â Â 142 Irish were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts.
Only in Ireland... 58 Irish are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.
Only in Ireland...13 Irish have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.
Only in Ireland...Irish Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling accidents.
Only in Ireland...101 people since 1999 have had to have broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet.
Only in Ireland...18 Irish had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.
Only in Ireland...A massive 543 Irish were admitted to A&E in the last 2 years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.
Only in Ireland...5 Irish were injured last year in accidents involving out of control Scalextric cars.
AND finally...
Only in Ireland...In 2000, 8 Irish cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the toilet...NICE!!!
