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Re: Fortunately Unfortunately
« Reply #45 on: October 27, 2010, 11:00:06 AM »
Unfortunately the company didn't cover your house fire.
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Re: Fortunately Unfortunately
« Reply #46 on: October 27, 2010, 03:11:30 PM »
Fortunately you find a penny on the ground.
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Re: Fortunately Unfortunately
« Reply #47 on: October 27, 2010, 03:29:42 PM »
Unfortunately it wasn't heads up. No luck for you.


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Re: Fortunately Unfortunately
« Reply #48 on: October 27, 2010, 03:39:32 PM »
Fortuneately it's still worth $.01
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Re: Fortunately Unfortunately
« Reply #49 on: October 27, 2010, 06:44:50 PM »
Unfortunately due to inflation a loaf of bread cost 10,000 pennies.
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Re: Fortunately Unfortunately
« Reply #50 on: October 28, 2010, 02:06:59 AM »
Fortunately you have a coupon that is 9,999 pennies off your next loaf of bread purchase.
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Re: Fortunately Unfortunately
« Reply #51 on: October 28, 2010, 10:42:58 AM »
Unfortunately the coupon's expiry date has passed.
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Re: Fortunately Unfortunately
« Reply #52 on: October 28, 2010, 02:26:16 PM »
Fortunately the penny is actual a time machine letting you go back to when the coupon wasn't expired.
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Re: Fortunately Unfortunately
« Reply #53 on: October 28, 2010, 04:03:32 PM »
Unfortunately you go too far back in time, landing yourself in the cretaceous period. Furthermore the penny doesn't exist yet, so you can't remedy the situation!
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Re: Fortunately Unfortunately
« Reply #54 on: October 29, 2010, 08:26:20 PM »
Fortunately time uses string theory so you were able to bring the penny with you.
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Re: Fortunately Unfortunately
« Reply #55 on: October 29, 2010, 09:07:35 PM »
Unfortunately my cat got ahold of the string theory. It has been tangled and torn to bits.


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Re: Fortunately Unfortunately
« Reply #56 on: October 29, 2010, 11:31:51 PM »
Fortunatly it was taped back together
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Re: Fortunately Unfortunately
« Reply #57 on: October 30, 2010, 03:28:55 PM »
Unfortunately Gandolf's cat also swallowed the penny.
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Re: Fortunately Unfortunately
« Reply #58 on: October 30, 2010, 05:13:48 PM »
Fortunately his cat coughed it up again with a hairball.
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Re: Fortunately Unfortunately
« Reply #59 on: October 30, 2010, 05:54:31 PM »
Unfortunately the hair is much too tangled to even think about retrieving the penny from within.
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