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Re: Fortunately Unfortunately
« Reply #195 on: January 19, 2011, 05:27:18 PM »
Unfortunately this is a selfish Genie and won't offer you any wishes.
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Re: Fortunately Unfortunately
« Reply #196 on: January 19, 2011, 05:41:07 PM »
Fortunately genies are obliged to grant wishes to the possessor of the artifact they find themselves bound to, and since the sword remains in your possession (broken or not) you are truthfully entitled to your full wishing rights!
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Re: Fortunately Unfortunately
« Reply #197 on: January 19, 2011, 05:43:07 PM »
Unfortunately the Genie is an ass, and refuses all the same.

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Re: Fortunately Unfortunately
« Reply #198 on: January 20, 2011, 01:05:27 AM »
Fortunately, the Genie is so disgusted by your presence he blows a hole through a wall and leaves, which sets you free.
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Re: Fortunately Unfortunately
« Reply #199 on: January 20, 2011, 10:49:00 AM »
Unfortunately upon leaving you find that he is still there because he is bound to follow you around while you have the broken sword.
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Re: Fortunately Unfortunately
« Reply #200 on: January 20, 2011, 11:43:05 AM »
Fortunately after following you for hours you eventually becomes a good friend and offers to give you your three wishes.
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Re: Fortunately Unfortunately
« Reply #201 on: January 20, 2011, 12:21:06 PM »
Unfortunately you waste the first two on ice cream and a glass of water!
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Re: Fortunately Unfortunately
« Reply #202 on: January 20, 2011, 02:34:07 PM »
Fortunately although you know you can't wish for more wishes you think to instead wish for more genies.
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Re: Fortunately Unfortunately
« Reply #203 on: January 20, 2011, 04:26:31 PM »
Unfortunately you're now surrounded by evil djinns.
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Re: Fortunately Unfortunately
« Reply #204 on: January 20, 2011, 05:43:53 PM »
Fortunately they all agree to grant you wishes.
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Re: Fortunately Unfortunately
« Reply #205 on: January 20, 2011, 06:06:55 PM »
Unfortunately they all want to trick you so when you wish for lots of money you get trapped inside an ancient Egyptian tomb full of gold.
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Re: Fortunately Unfortunately
« Reply #206 on: January 20, 2011, 09:53:15 PM »
Fortunately you do not wish for lots of money.
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Re: Fortunately Unfortunately
« Reply #207 on: January 21, 2011, 03:49:42 AM »
Unfortunately they misheard you and thought you did.
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Re: Fortunately Unfortunately
« Reply #208 on: January 21, 2011, 10:36:12 AM »
Fortunately they decided not to put you in an ancient Egyptian tomb full of gold.
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Re: Fortunately Unfortunately
« Reply #209 on: January 23, 2011, 11:33:20 AM »
Unfortunately they gave you a bunch of cursed blue gold. (It's real gold, but it's, you know, cursed.)
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