They say its claws are as big as cups, and it has four ears: two are for listening, the other two are sort of... back-up ears. It has a retractable leg so it can leap up at you better, and its got magnets on its tail so that if you're made out of metal, it can attach itself to you. It lights up at night, and for some reason it has a tremendous fear of stamps! Oh, and when it yawns, it sounds like Liam Neeson chasing a load of hens around inside a barrel. It has no eyebrows at all -except on Saturdays- and instead of a mouth, its got four arses!