May or something 2012

[Moe]

Write a short story.
Must include:
Minimum of 4 charaters.
One character must always carry an object of some sort.
Inclues the phrase "I told you they weren't ___"

Can be about anything. Exept Gan writing about Gan.

[Gan]

Beware, no one dies in this story.

There once was a man named Fran.
He didn't like peas in a can.
He had a friend called Stan.
Stan was married to Ann.
Ann was great with a pan (of course all women are) and would often cook for stan.
Ann had a friend named Jan who was secretly in love with Fran.
Meanwhile Stan was on the can and forgot to turn on the Fan.
Stan thought, he probably shouldn't have eaten the flan.
It was certainly starting to smell like a man.

I told you they weren't gonna die.
At least I didn't write a story about Gan.

[GMG Kurt]

/***GRAVE DIGGING ALERT***/

Oh man can't bive I missed this.

Once Kurt and Moe set off for an adventure.
The crossed boiling seas and raging deserts.
Ravaging storms and kinky motels.
Eventually they said, fuck it lets just rent a cab.