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Gan

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Chuck Norris Jokes
« on: October 01, 2008, 06:26:17 PM »
This is just a random thread to promote Chuck Norris awesome-ness. So, if any of you guys have a joke, post it here. I will start:

Chuck Norris once counted to infinity...

...twice.



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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #1 on: October 01, 2008, 07:59:30 PM »
Studies show that 50% of women think about Chuck Norris during sex. Studies also show that Chuck Norris thinks about Chuck Norris 100% of the time during sex.
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #2 on: October 01, 2008, 08:30:31 PM »
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #3 on: October 01, 2008, 09:47:08 PM »
Chuck Norris can kill 2 STONES with one BIRD
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #4 on: October 02, 2008, 06:54:37 AM »
Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his stakes.


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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #5 on: October 02, 2008, 07:46:16 PM »
jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can walk on jesus
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